What did we do last night that was yellow?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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