Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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