oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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