I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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