Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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