i barfeds in our rink
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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