Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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