No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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