I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
