he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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