I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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