So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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