are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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