All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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