It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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