Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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