She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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