it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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