whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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