i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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