So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
