The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
