So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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