dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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