So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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