i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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