Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Walk of Shame today included voting.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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