As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
my being single is dangerous.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He shit in the fireplace
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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