So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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