What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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