oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
