Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just google imaged poop.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
