I wanna bring you to show and tell
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
our cab driver is having phone sex.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Randomize
