So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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