I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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