you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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