I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Dear god my vagina.
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