She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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