So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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