I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize
