Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
