: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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