Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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