If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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