hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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