we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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