...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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