How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
