I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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