we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Randomize