Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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