They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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