Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i've created a new STD.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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