I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
operation harelip BJ is a go
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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